My First Incedent Report (I.R.)

well, it isnt official YET... but it soon will be,
considering the fact that the one who requested it was GAY and had shit for balls!
it all started when early this morning, i had a patient who i won't call PJ
and i wont say worked in DLSUMC/DLSHSI.... i also can't he was there for his annual P.E.
which includes the radiographic examination of the chests, so i asked him NICELY
to take off his shirt (which is considered protocol to almost ALL HOSPITALS)
and place his thorax/chest in front of the VCH (vertical cassette holder)
when the examination was done (which didn't take more than 20 secs),
i asked him to wait as i check his radiograph, he then turned to me and said:
(in a very gayish-discreetly-shy type-low volumed-manner)
"kuya, may dugesh!" KIDDING haha.. "kuya may dugo!!"
so i calmly said "sige sir, ikukuha nalang kita ng tissue or cotton balls na may alcohol.."
i went back, offered the cotton (coz he had a small trace of blood on his weak-underling-chest),
and cleaned the VCH..
which, may i remind YOU, had only A DROP of DRIED BLOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you may not even consider it as A DROP of DRIED BLOOD eh...
the son of a bitch made a big deal out of it and reported it to the industrial..
he went back to the department pa, tapos parang ang yabang yabang pa...
nung na x-ray daw siya bat daw walang GOWN!???
saka bakit may DUGO???
eh tarantado!! sana sinabi mo, dun ka namin i-nex-ray sa VIP suite namin!!!
IGNORANTE ang walanghiya!! parang mas malaki binayad mo sa ANNUAL PE ahh..


even worse than what has already transpired as "eksena"..
he reported it to the management!!!
and the management wanted to talk the the person
who took the radiograph and made him a great big fool for taking off his shirt
exposing his "sexy body"..
the management wanted to talk to ME!!

pangunang bati: "hi sir, si blah blah blah blah..."
and i was like: "ahhh yes mam, ako po yung kumuha nun"
she was like: "eh sir, protocol na po ba tlaga satin na hindi bigyan ng gown and mga pasyenteng lalake???"
and i was like: (wasn't sure of the answer) "ahh yes mam, it might superimpose po kase sa radiograph.. .. blah blah blah...
she was like: "blah blah.. maski po sa mga empleyado natin? blah blah"
and i was like: *thinking to my self* (ahh ok, pag lalakeng empleyado lang pala)

if i had went on and on with what we talked about, it will only lead you to tears..
hahaha joke lng, no it would only lead to me winning the arguement.. BWAHAHA..
of course it ended with, "can i speak with sinong OIC ni sir alex today??"

and boss told me gusto daw ako bigyan ng I.R. (incedent report)
hahahaha.. fifteen days to go, hindi pa pinatapos junior internship ko!! hahaha..
why that low life-lame-excuse-for-a-GUY had to ruin it??
the boss now considers the fact that ALL patients young, old, man, woman and child
to wear gowns during procedures..

ALL THAT, FOR JUST ONE DROP OF DRIED BLOOD..