JOKE of the day..

IDD call from saudi:
HUSBAND: hon, mustha na ang tindahan??..
WIFE: department store na!!..
HUSBAND: ang beerhaus??..
WIFE: KTV na!!..
HUSBAND: ung tryk??..
WIFE: taxi na!!..
HUSBAND: eh ung 2 nating anak??..
WIFE: LIMA NA!!..