DESTINY?? o.O?

Message: Pick the month
(number) you
were born
on:

1----i shot a
2----i gave a lap dance to
3----i smacked
4----i sang to
5----i fell in love with
6----i murdered
7----i gave my number to
8----i humped
9----i choked on
10---i wrestled
11---i had a crush on
12---i ate a


Pick the day (number) you were born on:


1-------a homeless guy
2-------your mom
3-------a banana
4-------a fork
5-------a mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------a condom
8-------an ipod
9-------a stuffed animal
10-------a goat
11-------my dog
12-------my dad
13-------the computer
14-------my science teacher
15-------my neighbor
16-------myself
17-------a jones soda
18-------a llama
19-------a paperclip
20-------my best friends boyfriend
21-------a permenant marker
22-------a policeman
23-------a ninja
24-------a baseball bat
25-------my pshyciatrist
26-------my brother
27-------my sister
28-------my classmate
29-------a dvd player
30-------a pickle
31-------my cell phone

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White------Because i was high.
Black-------Because I was drunk.
Pink--------Because im a homosexual.
Red---------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because i cant control myself.
Green------Because I love him.
Purple------Because Im naked.
Gray--------Because thats how i roll.
Yellow------Because someone offered me
1,000,000 dollars
Orange----Because i hate my family.
Other-------Because that's how I roll.
none------because im sexy and i do what i
want

"i gave my number to a dvd player Because i was high"