LIFE would be so much more interesting..

if the life cycle was backwards..
we should die first, get it out of the way..
then we'll live in a home for the aged,
hot nurses taking care of us..
you get a silver retirement watch, then you work..
you work for 40-60 years, untill your young enough to really enjoy your retirement..
you drink booze, get laid, dig chicks, party, then you'll be so ready for college..
coz, youve got the experience..
then you prepare for high-school..
you become a kid, ready for grade school..
you play, you get mud in your shirt, get dirty, have no worries..
you become a little baby, go back in the womb..
spend your last 9 months floatin'..
and you finish off as an orgasm..