Saturday, August 16, 2008

im getting HITCHED! hahaha..

[x] I know how to make a cup of coffee.
[x] I keep track of dates using a calendar.
[ ] I own more than one credit card.
[ ] I know how to change the oil in my car/bike.
[ ] I do my own laundry.
[ ] I vote every election.
[x] I can cook for myself.
[ ] I think politics is exciting.
[ ] I balance my checkbook.
[x] My parents have better things to say than my friends.

total: 4

[ ] I show up for school/college/work everyday early.
[x] I always carry a pen in my pocket/purse.
[ ] I've never gotten a detention.
[ ] I have never smoked a cigarette.
[ ] I have never gotten completely trashed.
[x] I have forgotten my own birthday at least once.
[x] I like to take walks by myself.
[x] I've watched talk shows.
[ ] I know what 'credibility' means without looking it up.
[ ] I drink coffee at least once a week.

total: 4

[x] I know how to do the dishes.
[x] I can count 1 to 10 in another language.
[ ] When I say I'm going to do something I do it.
[ ] My parents trust me.
[ ] I can mow the lawn.
[x] I can make adults laugh without being stupid.
[ ] I remember to water the plants.
[x] I study when I have to.
[x] I pay attention at school/college.
[x] I remember to feed my pets.

total: 6

[x] I can spell 'experience' without looking it up.
[x] I work out on a regular basis.
[x] I clean up my own mess.
[x] The people at Gloria Jeans know me by name.
[x] my favorite kind of food is takeout.
[x] I have gained weight since middle/high school.
[ ] The first thing I do when I wake up is get caffeine.
[x] I cant go out of the store without getting something I don't need.
[ ] I understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[x] I can type quickly.

total: 8

[ ] I have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour.
[ ] My only friends are from my place of employment.
[x] I have been to a Tupperware party.
[x] I have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[ ] I have more bills that I can pay.
[ ] Most of my friends are older than I am.
[ ] I can say no to staying out all night.
[x] I use the internet every day.
[x] My wardrobe hasn't changed for a while.
[ ] I can read a book and actually finish it.

total: 4

WHAT THE "F"????
22.. as in TWENTY-TWO!..
ill be marrying at 22?? hahaha..
no way, why? I AM 22! ahahaha..

(got this from kathleen btw..)

Sunday, August 10, 2008

LAME-ass movie!

you really don't wanna read this, i'm just venting..

have you watched "the mist" lately?
its based on a book by Stephen King..
IT IS SO LAME! hahaha.. i mean, damn!
morbid na nga, ung ending LAME pa!..
sana pinatay nalang siya, eh binuhay pa kasi siya eh..

NAKAKA-INIS EH! sana pinatay na muna siya,
tapos saka nawala ung mist.. OK NA UN!..
pero HINDE EH! inintay muna na mapatay niya ung mga kasama niya..
which is SOOOOO puta!.. hahaha..
tapos pinakita na wala na ung mist, dumating na ung military..
BUSET! ! ! ! !

Saturday, August 09, 2008

the CHINESE are aliens!!!.. SWEAR!

i mean, have you watched the opening of the 2008 Olympics lately?
firework footsteps, 2008 drummers, fireworks that can be seen in space,
oh and my personal favorite; WALL RUNNING! hahaha..
parang kala mo crotch-ing tiger hittem na dragon ang dating..
dba? nung ni-lit na niya ung olympic flame, this guy wall runned! haha..

tapos eto pa, nung parade na ng mga country, may naka hilera na girls all around the oval..
they were dancing to whatever beat na binigay nung orchestra..
i mean, 200+ na countries, lets say isang ikot ng isang country sa oval is 5mins..
thats like 1000 mins, and 1000 mins is like, A LOT! hahaha..
basta sayaw lang sila ng sayaw..

what else? uhmm.. dancing with ink! haha..
what a shocker! one minute his dancing, the other his drawing..
katanga-tanga kaya un.. nagsasayaw ka, pero at the same time nagdu-druwing ka!

isa pang ka-abnormalan niyan, alphabeticalized nga ung presentation ng mga contry..
pero based in MANDARIN alphabet! hahaha..
BULLTINGINANGSHET! hahahaha..
hindi mo tuloy alam kelan papasok ang philippines, not that inaabangan ko ahh..
kase manny pacquiao ba naman ang flag bearrer! hahaha..
bat d nalang mike enriquez o kaya john lloyd! HAHA!

tapos yang putanginang C/S yan.. porket yan lang ang channel na nagcover na matino..
hindi ibig sabihin ang ipapalabas niyo ung mga sponsor niyo lang..
bwaka ng ina ba naman, every 5 countries = COMMERCIAL!
ung commercial hindi normal na commercial,
i went out para bumili ng midnight snack, parang grocery na nga eh..
1 tasty, 2 tuna (NOT SPICY!), mayonnaise, yosi..
pag balik ko, hindi pa dn nagre-resume!
(HOI hindi namin kapitbahay ung tindahan, nsa kabilang kanto pa..)

other than that, asteeg.. you polluted the beijing air with gun poweder coming from those freakishly long fireworks presentation, but hey, its was worth it, dba? /sarcasm
ahahaha..