CHRISTMAS morning..

oh.. nagkamali ako ng post noh.. kala niyo un lang un.. hahaha..
well.. how do we celebrate christmas morning??.. hehe..
i celebrated it with throwing up and a hang over.. hahahaha..
it started mga 8pm, nag inum kame ng mga tito ko,
simpleh palang, fundador palang and san mig light..
after noche buena started the most overwhelming inom ever!..
in order of appearance po ang alak,
1st: fundador and coke
then, 2 GSM blue
then, 2 bilog
then, 2 GSM blue
then, 7 red horse..
wahhaahhahaa... onti lang noh,
well imgine it, nangyari yan halos morning na..
ung 2nd 2 GSM blue 6am na.. pag dating sa red horse,
8am na.. hahhahaa..
natapos kame 9:30am na "daw"..
kasi no one really knows.. hahahaha..
nakita na namen may namamasko na, nagiinom pa dn kame..
so basag basag na kameng lahat,
uwian na.. nasa higaan nako..
matutulog na sana pero kahit naka pikit nko..
parang umiikot pa dn yung mundo ko.. hahaha..
so derecho ako ng CR, at dun naalala ko mga pulutan namen.. wahahahhaa..
i woke up with a hang over worthy of morphine.. hahaha..
thats how you celebrate christmas morning.. thats how you should drink.. >_<

Happy Christmas!..

happy christmas to my blog.. haha.. ^_^
its her first christmas..

have ever felt than BURNING sensation?

yung after you take a dump, and you wash your ass..
ung mainit na feeling?.. ahahaha..
i felt this nung nagpnta kame sa festi para mag grocery,
after i took a bath, parang ang init ng pwet ko..
tapos whenever i sit parang nangangate..
hahaha.. and dont tell me almuranas toh,
kasi never ako magkakaron nun, i hate spicy foods..
tapos nung nasa festival na kame, naipit pa ung brief ko sa loob ng pwet ko..
hahahahaha.. hang thindi.. hahaha..
it was very uncomfortable, whole day kong tiniis.. hahaha.. >_<

MRT brawl.. LMAO!

brawl eh ako lang nakipag away.. hahaha..

nwei, i was on my way sa MOB para dun sa EB,

ang taas pa ng hang over ko.. sobra!.. hahaha..

so nung nasa MRT na nga ako, siksikan na, first station after taft,

may mga sumakay na "hmmf bango!" (hahaha.. dont ask!..)

tapos nang sasadya na sila, as in nang sisik-sik tlaga,

tapos na feel ko (oh hindi un ang na feel ko!.. haha..)

na feel ko ung wallet ko umaangat, siniko ko kung sino man ung nasa likod ko..

nung tumingin ng masama, napamura ako "POOTAH!"..

haha.. after nun parang nahiya hahaha..

sabi ko dun sa babae na katabi ko "kinukuha ho wallet ko eh"..

malakas pa volume ahh!.. haha.. naki ride naman ung babae,

nilakasan dn niya volume niya, sabi niya "ganyan tlaga yan pag magpapasko na.."

BOOMWAHAHAHAHAHA...

what do i want for CHRISTMAS?..

no.. i dont want their posters..

i dont need their autographs..

i dont want their pictures..

i want the real them.. hahaha..

i hope santa brought a bigger bag.. lmao!.. >_<

pssst.. santa..

their names are nancy castiliogne

and VJ denise keller

THANKS!..

" BOOM tanga tanga!.. "

exam kahapon sa panitikan.. d ako nag aral..

what do you expect?.. hahahahaha..

ayun.. tang ina, first part 1-20 identification..

BOOM!.. walang sagot.. 5 lang, lahat hula! hahaha..

part 2

mga teorya ng panitikan, BOOM!.. walang sagot.. hahaha..

part 3

BUGTONG!.. LAHAT MAY SAGOT!.. ahahaha.. kala niyo ah..

kasi may choices na.. BUWAHHAHAHA..

(lahat nga pala ng sagot ko, HULA.. hahaha)

part 4

salawikain!..

ipaliwanag.. BOOM!.. ang lalalim ng tagalog ko.. hahaha..

lahat walang kinalaman sa bigay na salawikain.. >_<

part 5

yoko sabihin.. hahaha.. :P

Plastic "TUPPERWARE"!

THE SMILE I SHOW IS NOTHING COMPARED TO THE PAIN I FEEL

oh yeah.. you go ate deeds.. haha..
thanks.. na-getz mo kagad.. hahaha.. nyaher..^_^