CLAIRE DANES is such a huge l31+<#

i hate to go 1337 on your asses but that's the only way to be discreet.. haha..

"The city just fucking smelled of cockroaches. There's no sewage system in Manila, and people have nothing there. People with, like, no arms, no legs, no eyes, no teeth.? Rats were everywhere...a ghastly and weird city." Claire Danes, in an interview with Premiere Magazine

yes people.. its true, its old and its back!! haha..
it maybe like 10 years ago, and maybe her apology (if ever there was one) was accepted,
but i can't stand the fact that someone who stayed in the "slums" of manila
could grrr... i was lost for words..
to think i admire her coz she's hot.. haha.. i mean sorry, uhmm, coz she's blond..

a fan of Claire Danes from MANILA actually sent her a letter regarding this..
and i quote
"Dear Claire,
It is ghastly indeed: this city
Crowded with cockroaches and people
Who walk without legs, drive long
Chrome-plated coffins without arms,
And stare imperiously at you
Without eyes. Not to mention
Squatters sleeping on stilts,
Island panhandlers, again without arms
And legs, highway beggars,
Again without eyes and hair,
And sidewalk dwellers whose walls
Are painted with huge signs
Reminding people not to dump trash,
Piss, shit. By the way,
How was San Francisco? Are you now
Back in the East, Boston or Manhattan,
That is? I am forever still in Manila,
Writing you with much concern
Because the City Mayor has called
An emergency meeting to ban
The showing of all your movies,
Including "Les Miserables." The papers
And glossy fashion magazines are
Christening you "UNKNOWN," "UNCOUTH,"
"UNCULTURED," "UNCONSCIOUS." Word
Has it that Brooke Shields is here too,
Gambling at Heritage Casino on Roxas
Boulevard with fishermen and politicians.
Is it true? Is she with Andre?
Are they still together? But
What you said about this city
Of roaches and missing extremities
Are bold impressions I cannot hold
Against you, for first-time travelers
From First World Countries all undergo
Cultural seizures here; tics
Of the mind responsible for setting
Off a series of generalizations
And assumptions about bugs,
Blindness, and amputation. Not
Excluded from this list are Filipinos
In America, like cousin Jennifer
From Boston, Tito Bert in Wichita,
And Tita Joan in Beverly Hills. Claire,
I would like to invite you back
To Manila. Make another movie.
A romantic comedy, and not one filmed
In a psycho ward. Do it with Matt Damon
Or MacCounaughey or Broderick, but
Preferably Dillon. Or why not
Matt Mendoza, Manila's own
Achy-breaky heartthrob? And bring
With you, once more, your dollars,
Your talent, and this time,
Crutches, and roach spray."
by R. Zamora Linmark

this letter entertains me to no end! hahahaha..

20 reasons to drop 20 POUNDS!

*commented version (i can't help but comment, baket ba? ahaha)*
i was reading this article in this website i came across with and decided to share it with you,
and of course it included what i had in mind.. hehe..

1. Because you whine that you need to. Have you ever been wrong about anything?

2. Twenty pounds of warm human fat can refill every bottle in an empty case of beer, with enough left over to fill your blender.
- that's just gross! that doesn't help, AT ALL!!.. haha..

3. The statement "There's more of me to love" has an actual bedroom translation of "There's more of me to endure."

4. It's not scaling Everest or writing a novel. You can do it in your spare time.

5. You will never hear your seatmates at the FX whisper: "Dalawa kaya yung binayaran nung mama?"
- HAHAHAHA.. i don't know why this is funny and i know it should be depressing, but DAMN! hahahahaha..

6. It's the difference between being thought of as jolly or witty.

7. You'll lose weight everywhere, including the supra-pubic fat pad at the base of your penis. So as your belly shrinks, something else appears to grow.
- HAHAHAHAHA.. nuf' said.. HAHAHAHAHAHA

8. Decreased: Your chances of developing heart desease, prostate cancer, diabetes, sleep apnea, depression, back pain, impotence, gallstones, joint problems, high blood pressure, low sperm counts, and an impressive collection of prescription drug bottles.
- ok, mark this.. this is important..

9. Increased: Your chances of putting four fingers on a basketball rim.
- LAME!

10. You'll literally get closer to women.
- so i become gay-er?

11. Holy sh--... abs!

12. Men who lose weight never have less sex. They may not have more, mind you, but they have never have less.
- sa dinami-dami ng BEERHOUSE!! hahaha (i believe its just the same)

13. Because, really, when was the last time you made a New Year's Resolution you actually kept?
- i....... ok, you got me there.. XD

14. Research shows that since you'll have less weight propelling you into the windshield, you'll also have less risk of dying when your car hits a semi.
- depends on the car... seriously!.. ahaha..

15. Every time you pick a 20-pound dumbbell, you'll remember.

16. You'll be able to reach even more places to scratch.
- hahahahahahahahahahaha... i am not that FAT CHUBBY! XD

17. The clothing cliché: It's liberating the first time your pants fall down by themselves.

18. More pullups, because there's less to pull up.

19. Wait till you ride a wakeboard or jet ski, when you're 20 pounds lighter. Vroom, baby.
- AWESOME! hahahaha..

20. In our society, people respect weight loss. Even if you do nothing cool or interesting or memorable for the rest of your life, you'll have done that.