JOKE of the month

3 contractors were interviewed to do a job,
repairing the gate of the White House:

American Contractor:
I'll charge $900..
$500 for labor,
$300 for materials,
and $100 for me.

Mexican Contractor:
I'll charge $700
$400 for labor,
$200 for materials,
and $100 for me.

Pinoy:
I'll charge $2, 700!!

White House employee:
Why so expensive??

Pinoy:
$1, 000 for me,
$1, 000 for you,
and $700 for the Mexican to do the job..

HAHAHAHAHA...
kahit san mapunta pinoy,
ang lakas talaga mang-kurakot! hahaha


HAPPY CHRISTMAS FREAK SHOWS

QUOTE of the month

If you don't act foolish while your young,
you won't have anything to smile about when your older..

HAPPY CHRISTMAS FREAK SHOWS

TYPE LOVE

i was browsing over the page of Kate Oriño..
when i encountered this video "Russel Simmons' Def Poetry - Shihan"
it was remarkable! outstanding! spine-tingling! hair-raising!
it was one of the facts of life, and how
"flashy words make the world turn, but it don't turn right!"..
haha.. if you wanna view it, here's the LINK..

so nwei, mandy made a couple of researches on youtube,
and we found A LOT of these Def Poetries!
even Alicia Keys was once a Poet..
but these two are my favorites Shihan and Poetri..
they're funny and what they say is unnervingly true (at times, haha)
here's one of my favorites by Shihan - "type love"..

I want a love like me thinking of you thinking of me
thinking of you type love,
or me telling my friends more than I’ve ever admitted to
myself about how I feel about you type love,
or hating how jealous you are, but loving how much you
want me all to your self type love,
or seeing how your first name just sounds so good next to
my last name,
and fuck, I wanted to see how far I could get without
calling you, and I barely made it out of my garage.

See, I want a love that makes me wait until she falls
asleep then wonder if she dreaming about us being in love
type love,
or who loves the other more,
or what she’s doing at this exact moment,
or slow dancing in the middle of our apartment to the
music of our hearts, closing my eyes and imaging how a
love so good could just hurt so much when she not there.
damn, I love not knowing where this love is headed type
love.

And check this, I want to place those little post-it notes
all around the house so she never forgets how much I love
her type love then not have enough ink in my pen to write
all there is to love about her type love.
Hope that I make her feel as good as she makes me feel,
and I want to deal with my friends making fun of me the
way I made fun of them when they went through the same
kind of love type love.
Only difference is this is one of those real love type
loves.
and just like in high school, I want to spend hours on the
phone with her not saying shit,
and then fall asleep and then wake up with HER right next
to me,
and smell her all up in my covers type love

I want to try to counting the ways I love her, and then
lose count in the middle just so that I have to start all
over again.
I want to celebrate one of those month anniversies even
though they ain’t really anniversities, but doin’ it just
cause it makes her happy type love.

And check this, I want fall in love with the melody the
phone plays when her number is dialed in to her type loves
and then talk to you til I lose my breathe, she leaves me
breathless, so with the expanding of my lungs I inhale all
of her back into me

I want a love that makes me need to change my cell phone
calling plan to something that allows me to her longer
because, in all honesty, I want to avoid one of them high
cell phone bill type loves.

I want a love that makes me regret how small my hands are—
I mean the lines on my palms don’t give me enough time to
love as long as I’d like to type loves,
and I want that makes me st-st-st-st-stutter just thinking
about how strong this love is type love.

I want a love that makes me want to cut off all my hair…
Well, maybe not all of the hair…
maybe I like cut the split ends and trim my mustache, but
it will still be a symbol of how strong my love is for her.

And check this, I kinda feel comfortable now, so I even be
fantasizing about walking out on a green light just dying
to get hit by a car just so that I could lose my memory
get transported to some third world country just to get
treated then somehow meet up again with you so that I
could fall in love with you in a different language just
to see if it still feels the same type love.

I want a love that’s as unexplainable as she is, but I’m
married, so she is going to be the one that I share this
love with.

JOKE of the month

Life is too short
to wake up in the morning
with regrets.. .. ..






So.......








..... wake up in the afternoon!!!




hahahaha...

btw, yes.. it is back!
the much awaited,
quote and joke of the month
(used to be ..... of the day,
but since there is actual scarcity in
jokes and quotes, I've reduced it to once a month..
but i am trying to make it once a week,
so stop WHINING!)
enjoy!

QUOTE of the month

Don't just easily neglect
an effort of a person
to keep in touch.
People get tired too.
It's not at all times
that they hold on.. .. ..



btw, yes.. it is back!
the much awaited,
quote and joke of the month
(used to be ..... of the day,
but since there is actual scarcity in
jokes and quotes, I've reduced it to once a month..
but i am trying to make it once a week,
so stop WHINING!)
enjoy!