Monday, October 13, 2008

The 10 CONYOMANDMENTS

by Gerry Avelino and Arik Abu
(taken from The La Sallian-Menagerie)

I got this from Phoebe, an online buddy of mine..
and she got it from someone here in multiply..
so on, and so forth.. hehe.. enjoy!

Conyo here, conyo there, conyo everywhere! Here at La Salle, conyospeak has become an unofficial language as a good chunk of the student body knows, or maybe even mastered the socialite tongue. However, one must never forget the basics of the conyo and we thusly bring you: The Ten Conyomandments.

1. Thou shall make gamit "make+pandiwa".
ex. "Let's make pasok na to our class!"
"Wait lang! I'm making kain pa!"
"Come on na, we can't make hintay anymore! It's in Andrew pa, you know?"

2. Thou shall make kalat "noh", "diba" and "eh" in your pangungusap.
ex. "I don't like to make lakad in the baha nga, no? Eh diba it's like, so eew, diba?"
"What ba: stop nga being maarte noh?"
"Eh as if you want naman also, diba?"

3. When making describe a whatever, always say "It's SO" pang-uri!
ex. "It's so malaki, you know, and so mainit!"
"I know right? So sarap nga, eh!"
"You're making me inggit naman.. I'll make bili nga my own burger."

4. When you are lalaki, make parang punctuation "dude", 'tsong" or "pare"
ex. "Dude, ENGANAL is so hirap, pare."
"I know, tsong, I got bagsak nga in quiz one, eh"

5. Thou shall know you know? I know right!
ex. "My bag is so bigat today, you know"
"I know, right! We have to make dala pa kasi the jumbo Physics book eh!"

6. Make gawa the plural of pangngalans like in English or Spanish.
ex. "I have so many tigyawats, oh!"

7. Like, when you can make kaya, always use like. Like, I know right?
ex. "Like, it's so init naman!"
"Yah! The aircon, it's, like sira!"

8. Make yourself feel so galing by translating the last word of your sentence, you know, your pangungusap?
ex. "Kakainis naman in the LRT! How plenty tao, you know, people?"
"It's so tight nga there, eh, you know, masikip?"

9. Make gamit of plenty abbreviations, you know, daglat?"
ex. "Like, OMG! It's like traffic sa LRT"
"I know right? It's so kaka!"
"Kaka?"
"Kakaasar!"

10. Make gamit the pinakamaarte voice and pronunciation you have para full effect!
ex. "I'm, like, making aral at the Arrhneo!"
"Me naman, I'm from Lazzahl!"

Thursday, October 09, 2008

my BUCKET LIST (updated, Oct 24)

the bucket list is particularly a list of things you want to do
before you "kick the bucket" (a euphemism for dead or dying)..
i saw this movie a while back, it starred Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman..
it was about 2 terminally ill guys who made a list of things to do before they die..
it was so called "the bucket list"..

the movie made me think, its not too late nor too early to do my own bucket list.. hehe..
so here's my uhmm.. incomplete bucket list..

1. do something outrageously stupid..
2. have a day with the cast of Friends..
3. get drunk three times in 1 day (24 hours), i only made it to two! haha..
4. play poker in outer space.. (in a spaceship of course!)
5. drive Eleanor (1967 mustang Shelby GT500)
6. diffuse a bomb!
7. fly a MiG..
8. give something to the poor and homeless..
9. cure cancer (what the F?)
10. see the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World
11. witness the most spectacular Aurora
12. spend an insurmountable time in the Great Barrier Reef
13. drive a Ducati bike all across the Great Wall
14. enjoy an Octoberfest on the surface of the Moon
15. >_to be continued from here_<