WTF happend!?????

nung saturday morning..

pauwi palang kame ng tropa ko, galing sa inuman..

it was like 5am!.. sobrang bangag na tlaga kame..

nasa jeep na kame, papunta sa kanya-kanyang villages na babaan..

suddenly, pag kita ko.. TANGHALI NA!????

tapos nasa kwarto nko..

d ko na alam what happend simula nung nakasakay ako ng jeep!..

for sure nakatulog ako sa jeep..

pero bakit pag gising ko, nasa kama nako.. (kama ko ahh!..sige mamilosopo!..)

tapos ung kwento ng tropa ko na kasama ko, naka abot daw siyang ZAPOTE!..

eh malapit lang siya sa may soldiers..WHOA!..

nakatulog dn..hahahahaha.. tapos la na siya pamasahe!..

nakuhang mag "1,2,3"..hahaha..college na nag "1,2,3" pa dn!..

nwei, what i do remember.. nanaginip ako..

bumaba daw ako ng jeep, tapos sumakay ng tryk..

tapos nagbihis, then humiga sa kama..

pero sa panaginip ko lang un.. nyahahaha...

ang 10 UTOS...

drew.. bili kang shampoo and creamsilk..

drew.. eto nalang ibayad mo, d pala masusuklian eh..

drew.. bila kang 1 pack marlboro lights, saka 2 san mig light..

drew.. magbuhat ka ng mga bagahe..

drew.. kuha kang platito..

drew.. bili kang kurk.. (nahawa na k kat.. walangya!!!)

drew.. abot mo nga ung walis..

drew.. tayo ka muna mag co-computer ako..

drew.. bantayan mo muna ung bata..

drew.. matulog na, may pasok pa bukas..

POTEK!.. this all happend almost simultaneously!..

minsan nakakainis na eh noh?..

gawin kang utusan.. hindi na nakiki-usap eh..

la lng..

JOKE of the day...

Real beauty is not based on physical features...
But in the HEART..

"YAN ANG MGA MOTTO NG MGA PANGET!"

here's mine:

"WITH GREAT LOOKS COMES GREAT RESPONSIBILITY"

QUOTE of the day...

I hold it true, whate'er befall;

I feel it, when I sorrow most;

'Tis better to have loved and lost

Than never to have loved at all.

by: Alfred Tennyson

BADTRIP!.. ulet!..

nasira ng tito ko ung headset ko..

wahahahahahahahaha...

nakakaloko!.. ginamit niya kahapon..

naka 3 bagsak.. ayun!.. may loose na thing dun sa loob!..

mas mahina na ung nasa right.. sobrang hina..

parang bulong lng ung full volume..

kaka praning!.. sobra!.. hahaha..

BADTRIP!.. thang-na.. >_<

pinaka ayoko kasi ung may conflict sa sched!..

eh gago kasi tong mga kumag sa UMC,

binigay sakin ung sched ko, naka enroll nko ng 2 subject sa main..

so futragis,pa balik balik ako.. abang ng abang sa prof..

nung kausap ko na ung secretary, d daw niya ako aasikasuhin..

aba'y kundi lng siya nag wo-work dun, na bigwasan ko un!..

sa kanya nga ako pinapapunta nung adviser ko..

D NIYA AKO AASIKASUHIN!..

may pasok dapat ako, 9-10..

pero from 9-4, nag aasikaso ako ng subjects ko..

hagard na hagard pko sa ID pic ko..

im sooooooo tired.. parang magkaka "potasium loss" na naman ako..

INDEPENDENCE freakin' day!...

so this day started with a very lousy morning..

aga kong nagising.. as in 8am!.. gwabeh!..

tapos pnta kaming "malacanang"..

which was my first time.. pero d manlang ako nakapasok!..

no pictures!.. no nothing!..

medyo red alert daw ata eh.. kasi may rallies or what..

(if your asking, hinatid namin ung tita ko that works there)

so.. after that, pnta kaming robinsons manila..

there we roamed around hanggang mag 12nn..

inum ng choco frap sa starbuko, checked out some stores,

tumingin ng cards sa national bookstore, etc etc..

come 12nn, food trip!.. eat all you can sa "cabalen"..

or so i think, basta.. tapos i had 4 different plates!..

ahahahaha!.. TAKAW EH NOH!..

5 different kinds of ulam!..pinaka binanatan ko;

kare-kare (hei myrt.. hehe..) and bopis..

ay saka bbq and tocino, lumpia, etc etc.. haha..

after that, sobrang kabusugan.. inantok ako!..

kaso d pedeng matulog eh.. so nagpaka lasing nalang ako sa mountain drew!..

thats just 'bout it..

JOKE of the week...

pag may nag text syo ng bastos,

ipagbigay alam sa......... B.U.L.B.O.L.

B - batas

U - upang

L - labanan ang

B - bad

O - offensive

L - languages!

MAKI-ISA!..

palaguin ang BULBOL!!..

QUOTE of the week...

the momment you find someone that makes your heart beat,

stop the search and take the risk!..

remember that the world is a big place,

that if you lose the one you love,

you have to search the world all over again!!..

BITIN!.. shux naman..

bitin tulog ko.. hahaha..

natapos ako makipag YM at about 4..

naka tulog 4:30.. tapos ginising ako ni ermat ng 8!..

fotragis!.. mag enroll na daw ako!.. hahaha..

pag dating ko ng school.. SARADO CASHIER!..

wahahahhaa.. useless pag pnta ko..

useless pag gising ko.. wahaha!..

PAGBABAGO!..

theres gona be some changes..

d na po siya quote/joke of the day..

quote/joke of the week na po siya..

kasi po.. medyo mag papasukan na,

and seldom nalang ako kung makapag update..

paxenxa na sa mga fans ko..

JOKE of the week..

50 year old lady asks GOD to give her 50 years more..

GOD approves...

so she gets a face lift, lipo, and tummy tuck..

tapos nasagasaan!!..

she asks GOD.. why!????....

GOD said "sorry, d kita nakilala.. "

QUOTE of the week..

In any close relationship, open communications is key,

so if you suspect someone you love is holding back their true feelings,

don't wait another day to get to the bottom of it.

Their signals or subtle hints are confusing the real issue (which is not as sinister as you fear).

New information may require you to adjust a few of your expectations,

but they won't affect the core of your foundation.

The important part is to make it clear that you're there for them no matter what

an AWESOME saturday night..

so nag pnta ako ng market market with butch,

para dun sa results ng GB GM search!..

when we got there, kami kami lng..

it was like 3pm daw usapan 3:30 na wala pa dn tao!..haha..

so nag log in muna ako.. talk to myrtle a lil bit..

played a couple of games.. untill dumating tong si masster (eman)

nakilala kagad ako as tanggero.. haha..

so i logged out, usap usap kame.. kung san kame after..

so 6pm na, medyo d pa naannounce ung winner..

kasi naman late dn ung ibang GM wannabe..

so play uleh kame ng onte.. tapos nung time na..

GM Trueno announced that, "ten tenen ten ten ten!!.." BUTCH is the new GM!..

hahahaha.. ang saya saya.. so we got that over with..

kumain kami sa place nung isang wanna-be ata un..basta mexican resto..

then inom ng konte.. usap usap.. hehe.. chismax..

nung mga 1 na ata.. thats when the fun started.. hahaha!..

pnta kami sa pad ni votchog, dun namin tinuloy inuman..

4 grande na red horse first batch.. nothin much happend..

girls kissing, guys jumping around, me having a trauma,

me dancing, me fainting, me cant breath..

hahahahaha.. dont ask nalang sino un.. its private.. hahaha!..

so we were all mature enough naman so its ok..

after 4 bottles, more pa!.. haha.. 2 grand matador..

hahaha.. medyo d pa nauubos ung 2nd bottle..

nagkaka-bangagan na.. so we packed up..

went home mga 9am na.. i got home 12 noon..

whew!.. slept untill 7pm!.. hahaha..

sama ng pakiramdam.. ibang klaseng hang over..

parang hang over na masarap!.. hahahaha..

JOKE of the day..

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike.

Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.

QUOTE of the day..

Live life like Mr. Bean..
he's alone, he has no family..
but despite of that he has the guts to make others happy..
and never leaves his teddy..
which defines his value as a "true friend"

my morning SUCKED!..

so sa himbing ng tulog ko.. ako'y nagising..

hahaha.. sa ingay at dal dalan ng mga bisita sa bahay..

pag gising ko.. ung mga kapatid ng lola ko nagkakainan (lunch)..

umagang umaga.. hirit ba naman ng ermatz ko..

"d na nga mukang bakulaw.. muka ng halimaw!.."

potek.. anu kayang satisfaction ang ipahiya ang sarili mong anak??..

na pikon ako eh.. kung kaya ko lng sumagot nko eh..

shes says that everytime may makakasama kaming friend weve havents seen for a long time..

siya kaya sabihan ko.. "d na nga yan nanay eh.. LOLA NAA!"..

hahahaha.. ewan ko lng kung d matahimik..

(pero dyoke lng.. wala pko anak.. wala may gsto sa chinitong maginoo eh.. haha..)

JOKE of the day..

Pilot to tower: " wala na kaming fuel, 400 miles kami from shore..
give your instructions, over!.."






Tower: "repeat after me.. OUR FATHER, WHO ARTH IN HEAVEN"...

QUOTE of the day..

a cigarette is like falling in love..

when one is with in reach..

it gives you a million reasons so smoke..

forgetting the 1 reason why you shouldnt..

so KAKA!.. kakahiya.. :blush:

hahaha.. habang nag uusap kami ni myrtle knina..

hmm.. from 11-4:30 ata un..

akalain mong nagalit si ermat.. hahaha!..

abuso na dn ako sa pag gamit ng computer..

nakakahiya para sakin.. nahihiya ako kay myrtle..

hahaha.. ngayon.. nahihiya ako, sa inyo!..

bakit ko pa sinabi toh!.. LMAO!.. hahaha.. =))